Bottle of Jesus

I got my wine and cigarettes

These twenty cents is all I got left

Don't bother me, I'm trying to swim

I guess I'll lay around all day

Sit back and smile just fade away

A drunk yard dog is what I am

Break out the bottle of Jesus

Plug in the black light rosary

Somebody's waiting to save me

I know my neighbors wish I'd die

I'm much too loud when I get high

I think I'll send around some pie

I'll spike that dish with a touch of herb

It'll numb their lips

And soothe their nerves

I'll build my kingdom on the curb

Break out the bottle of Jesus

Plug in the black light rosary

Somebody's waiting to save me

Be it rain or shine

I'll get high like summertime

It's an All-Americana party time

Tell that landlord man

I'll kick that bastard like a can

It's an All-Americana party time

I don't listen to rules or Gospel

They're just trying to shut me up

Call me the master of ole misfortune

A weasel a weaseling away

Dear Lord. Hold the sight

Oh Lord. Gonna set me free