Christmas Missed Us

[Chorus: Exile]

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I—I—I wonder

I—I—I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I—I—I wonder—huh—wha—I wonder

[Verse 1: Blu]

It's probably 'cause I wanted so many gifts

G.I. Joes, Hulk Hogans

On my Christmas list

Now I'm asking for challenges

I wanted a Rolls Royce

My aunt had a Rolls Royce

But I can't be mad at her

She worked hard to get it

I worked hard for

Schwinn bikes and bus tickets

Look homie I bust writtens

It's not like I'ma doctor

A lawyer, professor

Even an employer, or a

McDonald's employee

I'm a L.A. B-Boy MC

I [? 0:54] seats

34 years old I get cheese

To rip shows and spit flows

I wish those with rich things

Could switch seats

With those on skid-row

Just to see

Who really got big dreams

You wouldn't believe

I had six point four million

Now I'm livin' on the streets

Should be fillin' applications

But I'm spittin' on a beat

Homie you trippin'

Next year I'ma have Christmas like a king

[Chorus: Exile]

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I—I—I wonder

I—I—I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I—I—I wonder—huh—wha—I wonder

[Verse 2: Blu]

I went to sleep at midnight

On Christmas Eve

And when I woke up the next mornin'

I was in Belize

They said Feliz Navidad

Gave me a ticket to Greece

I went to Greece they said go to Egypt

You could be a king

I went to Egypt they said go to Israel

You could be a god

I went to Israel and they shot me in my arm

I wonder why Christmas missed us

Where missiles blow

Instead of kisses under a mistletoe

I wonder will American greed take me under

Or will I give to people in need and feed the hunger

I pulled a gift from up under the tree

I read the note on it

Just so happens it was for me

I said G

Couldn't be

Not an underground MC

Using really bad words

Playing really loud beats

Why do you deserve the gift?

Matter of fact who is it from?

I read the note again

Damn

It wasn't from anyone

Yo!

[Chorus: Exile]

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I—I—I wonder

I—I—I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I—I—I wonder—huh—wha—I wonder

[Verse 3: Blu]

Now some might even ask

What Christmas is

'cause Jesus was born close to

Where Saint Nicholas lived

It's like

You could feel the gift of givin'

Gifts celebrated through Hanukkah

And on the twenty-fifth

When I was six

I shop lifted

And when I woke up on Christmas

I didn't get shit

One time I got a life sized

Cardboard penny

Matter of fact every Christmas

I got a pair of pennies

Some wake up on Christmas

And they don't have a penny

Some don't believe in Christmas

And some don't get any

So be grateful

Thankful

That you got a plateful

'cause everybody ain't that able (Yup)

Jesus got a place for you

And Buddha got a different birthday

But he got space too

Seven Wise Men

Followed the North Star

The night before

Celebrated annual

Just to remind you all

[Chorus: Exile]

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I—I—I wonder

I—I—I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I wonder why Christmas missed us

I wonder

I—I—I wonder—huh—wha—I wonder

[Outro: Exile as Santa]

Ho, Ho, Ho

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah whatever

Blu & Exile?

No, No—No presents for those guys

No—we're gonna just

Let's go back to the North Pole

Rudolph let's get outta here