Theme from an Imaginary Film

[Verse 1]

What if I told you I love you?

What if I court you with rhyme?

In this world there's nothing left

Well, nothing that's new

What if I told you, without you

Loving is simply a lie?

I'm belching blues into the night

Oh, tell me you're mine

Please say it's true

[Chorus]

Oh, shame it's over

I was the last of the days of them all

Well, push me over

I'm flat on my back but I'm having a ball

And just look who's laughing

[Verse 2]

What if I flew like a dove, dear?

What if I wooed you in rhyme?

There's nothing left

Nothing that's good left for me now

Oh, I'll just go and sleep with strangers

I'll live like a lord in a tower

Carouse in the sin, take in too much air

And I can't dream at night

Well, not anymore

[Chorus]

Oh, shame it's over

It's been such fun and we've had a ball

Well, push me over

But I'll be the last of people to fall

Well, just look who's laughing

[Instrumental break]

[Chorus]

Oh, shame it's over

Howl like a cow bloated on grass

Well, push me over

Me on my back and you on your arse

Such a shame it's all over

There are so few days left to grasp

So push me over

Me on my back and you on your lazy old arse

Well, just look who's laughing