On the Road Again (Take 4)

[Verse 1]

Well, I wake up in the morning now, frogs inside my socks

Your mama, she's hidin' inside the icebox

Your daddy walks in wearin' a Napoleon Bonaparte mask

Then you ask why I don't live here

Honey, do you have to ask?

[Verse 2]

Well, I go to pet your monkey, I get a face full of claws

I ask who's in the fireplace and you say, "Santa Claus"

The milkman comes in wearing a derby hat

And you ask why I don't live here

Honey, how come you have to ask me that?

[Verse 3]

I asked for somethin' to eat, I'm hungry as a hog

So I get brown rice, seaweed and a dirty hot dog

I'vе got a hole where my stomach disappеared

Then you ask why I don't live here

Honey, I gotta think you're really weird

[Verse 4]

Well your grandpa's cane, it turns into a sword

Your grandma prays to pictures that are pasted on a board

Everything inside my pockets your uncle steals

Then you ask why I don't live here

Honey, I can't believe that you're for real

[Verse 5]

Then there's fistfights in the kitchen, they're enough to make me cry

And a milkman comes in, even he's got to take a side

And the butler, he's got something to prove

Then you ask why I don't live here

Honey, i can't believe why don't you move?