Bad Things Are Bad

[Bob]

I never thought this is how I would go

(Mr. Fischoeder: Ooh)

Here under the pier tied to Mr. Fischoe.....der

But looks like Linda will be a widow

(Mr. Fischoeder: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Oh, bad things are bad

[Linda]

I fear that my Bob's in a terrible place

[Andy]

Maybe you'll find him inside of this vase

[Zeke:]

Maybe a lion is eating his face?

[Tammy]

Oh, bad things are bad

[Randy]

Maybe your dad was tied up by a sailor?

[Rudy]

I'll help you look after I pump this inhaler

[Jimmy Jr.]

Check out my pants

They are perfectly tailored

[Tina]

Oh, yeah

Nice

[Jimmy Jr.]

Thanks

[Gene]

Oh, bad things are bad

[Teddy]

Oh, I wish that Bob would come back

I could really use a big snack

Okay, it's not a burger

But I'll just pretend it is and maybe cry

[Felix]

I did what I had to

I have no regrets

I murdered my brother for power and sex

What's this weird feeling inside of my chest?

[Fanny]

Why do you keep not looking at my breasts?

[Felix]

Oh, bad things are bad

[Bob]

Farewell, cruel world

Looks like I'll die alone

[Mr. Fischoeder]

If only you'd purchased a better cell phone

[Bob]

And now I'll never know who wins Game of Thrones

[Bob and Mr. Fischoeder]

Oh, things are bad!