The Nice-Capades

[Spoken intro: Louise & Gene]

Hello! This year was a banner year for us Belcher kids

We did so many nice things! Too many to list! So we're going to sing them to you! Take it away, Gene, my brother!

I did a bunch of nice things this year, but one, in particular, comes to mind

[Verse 1: Gene]

Taco Tuesday was the day at school

A day that always makes me drool

But when only one taco was left

I said "Rudy, friend, you take the rest"

But the only thing left to eat

Was nuggets from the deep, deep freeze

[Verse 2: Gene & Linda]

And then those reheated evil nuggets got mad and turned into an angry tornado! Oooh!

I made those nugget costumes. I made 'em a few hours ago, no big deal

So I did what I had to do to save the world

[Chorus: Gene]

I ate the nuggets

I ate the evil nuggets, yeah!

I ate the nuggets

The evil, evil nuggets, yeah!

[Spoken: Gene]

So that's something nice I did. And now I'm gonna hand it off to my handsome sister, Tina!

[Verse 3: Tina & Louise]

I kissed my family on all of their cheeks

Then I took a little walk along the beach

A horseshoe crab was on its back

Nearly having a heart attack

I didn't kick it I gently nudged it back into the sea

I didn't kick it, it had all the right number of legs when I left it, yeah

The end

Ahem!

Oh, right

[Verse 5: Tina]

And then I took it home and fed it, then took care of it, and then it went to college and now it's a celebrity chef with all its legs, goodnight

[Spoken: Bob, Linda, Tina & Louise]

B: Lin, this is not going very—

L:Breathtaking! It's just breathtaking!

B: Yup. Right. Yeah. That's what I was about to say

T: And now enjoy the stylings of my super-nice sister, Louise

Lou: Nice job, Tina! I think he bought it!

T: I'm just glad it's over. I feel dirty

Lou: That's the spirit!

T Thank you. Oh

[Verse 6: Louise]

I did so many nice things I can barely count 'em

I regrew the rain forest, and lost puppies I found 'em

I gave blankets to cold kids and ice cream to warm kids

Shoes to the shoeless, hair to the hairless

But the nicest thing I did all year...

Uh, nicest thing I did... I... The nicest thing... I did... I... I... I...

I can't do this

[Spoken Outro: Teddy]

What? What are we doin'? Do I still spin around? What do I do?! Oy gevalt