Tuesday Paper Club

It's the Tuesday Paper Club
They scrub up no too bad
The luscious nectar wets their throat
As they scorn the local lads
The only time the papers down is to give the tache a soak
No time for the ladies or Diet Coke
But don't mind an occasional smoke

At the Tuesday Paper Club
The fan whirls round and round
You can hear a pin drop
If no for the rattle a pounds
Catching up on local affairs
And forgetting about the wife
Join the Tuesday Paper Club
Let go of all your strife

At the Tuesday Paper Club
There's chat on the Middle East
And if you pick up a Herald
You'll find the locals ain't so sweet
Don't want no interruption
Watch the articles align
And when you get fed up of the stout
Move on to the wine

Join the Tuesday Paper Club
There's solace in the news
If that don't quite cut it
There's solace in the booze!
Jimmy boy came by the day
They say he's looking well
But he's no in the Paper Club
So he can get to hell!

At the Tuesday Paper Club
There's chat on the Middle East
And if you pick up a Herald
You'll find the locals ain't so sweet
Don't want no interruption
Watch the articles align
And when you get fed up of the stout
Move on to the wine!

Join the Tuesday Paper Club
There's solace in the news
If that don't quite cut it
There's solace in the booze!
Jimmy boy came by the day
They say he's looking rough
But he's no in the Paper Club
So he can get to fuck!