Mario vs Sonic - Cartoon Rap Battles

[Verse 1: Mario]

Okay hold up

A hedgehog that does cardio

Please take a seat cuz it's me Mario

Your face looks like you got hit by a truck

No one plays your games cuz they know that they suck

By the way where is Luigi oh there he is

The fact you even have a fanbase is hilarious

Look at me I'm dropping words of certainty

Your brain is so small as the size of a bumblebee

Please don't try to step to me, i'll win this battle easily

Never try to beef with me

I'll k.o. you breezily

My games are like thе grass

It's always greener

I never placеd last cuz I'm the winner

[Verse 2: Sonic]

Win against me you must be insane

You're jealous cuz all your games are lame

Try to catch up to me you're way too slow

You eat mushrooms daily but still can't grow

I can outrun you on your best day with my dash

When will you realize Nintendo milks you for cash

Even your mother can tell you that you're trash

I'll reduce you to ash and rip off your mustache

[Verse 3: Mario]

Who are you insulting? you've gone insane

I own this rap battle, this is my domain

By the way who are you calling a sellout

Sonic the Hedgehog is always trying to steal my clout

I'll teach you a lesson so here is a taste

You're so ugly your fans are to fix your face

This is true so swallow the pill

I'd run you over but you're already roadkill

[Verse 4: Sonic]

Oh well I guess the ball is in my court you're going

Downhill someone call tech support with

Any amount of skill one can play you

Do you have a clue sonic rules the world

Everything is mine Mario so greedy you

Should pay a fine you suck the fun out

Of games like a leech later I'm going to

Go dance with Princess Peach