Boyfriends

We went to the movies
Cause we ran out of things to say
I got covid
You cut off your split ends

I went to college
Read some books
Had some nightmares
Made some good friends
Made some good friends

We got big plans
Gonna move, gonna start a band
But we got boyfriends
But we got boyfriends
We got big plans
Gonna move, gonna start a band
But we got boyfriends
But we got boyfriends
Me and my friends, we don't like men
But we got boyfriends
But we got boyfriends
Me and my friends, we don't like men
But we got boyfriends
But we got boyfriends

We went to the gas station
To steal coffee creamers
Cause we got nothing better to do
I put something in my pocket for you

I used to sneak in through your window by the back door
But your parents got an alarm system
So I don't do that anymore

We promised we would live together in a tree
And watch the world end
But you got a boyfriend
I got a... really cool pen
But you got a boyfriend

Me and my friends, we don't like men
But we got boyfriends
But we got boyfriends
Me and my friends, we don't like men
But we got boyfriends
But we got boyfriends

Symptoms may include
Low self esteem
Short term memory loss when it comes to commitments to friends
Sudden personality changes
Sudden urge to be alone
Impaired judgment
Lack of freedom
COVID... maybe?