Marry the Mole

[MISS FIELDMOUSE]

(spoken)

Love? Love is what we read about in books, my dear

[Verse 1]

"Here Comes the Bride" is a lovely little ditty

But marrying for love is a foolish thing to do

'Cause love won't pay the mortgage or put put porridge in your bowl

Dearie, marry the mole

[Verse 2]

True, it's a fact that he's not exactly witty

He's blinder than a bat but at least his eyes are blue

His breath may be alarming but he's charming, for a troll

Dearie, marry the mole

[Bridge]

Romeo and Juliet

Were very much in love when they were wed

They honored every vow

So where are they now?

They're dead, dead, very very dead

[Verse 3]

Poor Thumbelina, your brain's so itty bitty

I hate to seem a pest but I know what's best for you

Just think of all the ways that you could decorate a hole

Take my advice, I'll bring the rice

Dearie, marry the mole

[Outro]

Marry the mole

Marry that mole

M is for money

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