You're Moving Out Today

[Verse 1]

I stayed out late one night and you moved in

I didn't mind 'cause of the state you were in

May I remind you that it's been a year since then?

Today, the landlady, she said to me (What did she say?)

"Your loony friend just made a pass at me (Slap him in the face)

Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea"

[Chorus]

So pack your toys away

Your pretty boys away

Your 45s away

Your alibis away

Your Spanish flies away

Your one-more-tries away

Your old tie-dyes away

You're moving out today

[Post-Chorus]

(I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry)

(I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry)

[Verse 2]

Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed (Hahahaha)

The grocer told me what you do with bread (What do you do?)

Why don't you take up with the baker's wife instead of me? Fool!

[Chorus]

Pack up your rubber duck

I'd like to wish you luck

Your funny cigarettes

Your sixty-one cassettes

Pack all your clothes away

Your rubber hose away

Your old day-glos away

You're moving out today

[Instrumental]

[Bridge]

I hate to do it

I hate to do it

I hate to do it

I hate it, I just can't take it

(I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry)

(I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry)

[Chorus]

Pack up your dirty looks

Your songs that have no hooks

Your stacks of Modern Screen

Your portrait of the Queen

Your mangy cat away

Your baby fat away

You're headed that-a-way

You're moving out today

[Chorus]

Pack up your fork and spoon

Please leave my Lorna Doones

Your map of Mozambique

Your water bed that leaks

[Outro]

La la la la la

La la la la la la

La la la la la la

La la la la la la la

Can't help it

The girl can't help it

Can't help it

The girl can't help it

Can't help it

The girl can't help it

Get out of my house, you're dirty!

La la la la la (I'm so sorry)

La la la la la la (I'm so sorry)

La la la la la la (I'm so sorry)

La la la la la la la (I'm so sorry)

(I'm so sorry)

(I'm so sorry)

(I'm so sorry)

(I'm so sorry)