Okay Party

Champagne wake-up
Somebody get Dave up
Nobody is feeling one hundred percent
Big kitty cat stretch
Hotel room's completely trashed
Gotta hit the laundromat
Someone get the merch cash

Supposed to be on the road
An hour and a half ago
Fuck, the van is leaking smoke
What town are we in?
Sitting at a Brakes Plus
In the fucking desert
Alan's got us fixed up
Somebody get Dave up!

Long Haul Jane No gets us where we need to go
Shit, our set is so soon
Hurry up, Cheap Per-Vroom!
Screech into the venue
Homies gonna roll through
Steph, write the set list
Someone get Dave's pants off!

Adrenaline is pumping
Crowd starts jumping
Looks like the party's starting over again

Been so long on the road
Rather be at Fargo's
Can't we just play at the Hi-Dive again?

And now I wanna go on tour
And now I can't take anymore
And now I don't want this to end
And now I wanna kill my friends!

Another round for everyone
Another song before we're done
Another reason not to quit
Another night we won't forget

How much longer till we're home
How many miles still to go
Looking out the same window?

How much longer till we're home?
How many miles still to go
Looking out the same window?

And now I wanna go on tour
And now I can't take anymore
And now I don't want this to end
And now I wanna kill my friends!

Another round for everyone
Another song before we're done
Another reason not to quit
Another night we won't forget