[Spoken]
Okay here's my one cowboy song
For my one cowboy
[Verse 1]
Struttin' into town like you're slingin' a gun
Just a small town dude with a big city attitude
Honey are you lookin' for some trouble tonight? Well, alright
You think you're so bad, drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down with the flash of your pearly smile
Honey but you met your match tonight, oh, that's right
You think you'll knock me off my feet 'till I'm flat on the floor
'Till my heart is crying indian and I'm beggin' for more
So come on, baby, come on, baby
Come on, baby, show me what that loaded gun is for
[Chorus]
If you can give it, I can take it
'Cause if this heart is gonna break
It's gonna take a lot to break it
'Cause I know tonight
Somebody's gonna win the fight
So if you're so tough
Come on and prove it
Your heart is down for the count
And you know you're gonna lose it
Tonight you're gonna go down in flames
Just like Jesse James
[Verse 2]
You're an outlaw lover and I'm after your hide
Well, you ain't so strong
Won't be long 'till your hands are tied
Tonight I'm gonna take you in dead or alive, that's right
You break the laws of love in the name of desire
Take ten steps back, c'ause I'm ready, baby, aim and fire
Baby, there's no way you're gonna run tonight
Ooh, that's right
Well, you've had your way with love
But it's the end of the day
Now a team of wild horses couldn't break your heart away
So come on, baby, come on, baby
Come on, baby, you know there ain't nothing left to say
[Chorus]
If you can give it, I can take it
'Cause if this heart is gonna break
It's gonna take a lot to break it
And I know tonight
Somebody's gonna win the fight
So if you're so tough
Come on and prove it
Your heart is down for the count
And you know you're gonna lose it
Tonight you're gonna go down in flames
Just like Jesse James
[Bridge]
Think you'll knock me off my feet
'Til I'm flat on the floor
Heart is crying indian and I'm beggin' for more
So come on, baby, come on, baby
Come on, baby, come on
[Chorus]
If you can give it, I can take it
'Cause if this heart is gonna break
It's gonna take a lot to break it
I know tonight
Somebody's gonna win the fight
So if you're so tough
Come on and prove it
Your heart is down for the count
And you know you're gonna lose it
Tonight you're gonna go down in flames
Just like Jesse James
(Tonight you're gonna go down in flames)
Just like Jesse James
(Tonight you're gonna go down in flames)
Just like Jesse James
I'm gonna shoot you down, Jesse James
[Spoken]
Whoo!
Okey doke
Alright, this next song is one of my all time favorite songs
I think it's a song that most typifies me, if there can be such a thing
I guess it depends on what hair color I'm in
But see we got to have lots of hair color and lots of beads and lots of costume changes
Because if I don't drag queens all over America would be calling each other going
"Oh my god, I saw the Cher Show, no costume changes, no beads, do you think she's lost the will to live?"
And no I haven't
I would have done, you know what I have one thing
Do everything you can do now, okay?
I should have done all those things
I, I went "Should I do this? Should I do this?"
To hell with it, do it
You can always look back and go "I shouldn't have done that"
That's my one advice to you young kids, just do it. Okay?
Alright now I'm gonna get to this song
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