In Another Size

(Performed by Waite Gaines and Patricia Earwood)

Parody of "In Another's Eyes" by Garth Brooks/Trisha Yearwood (Bobby Wood/John Peppard/G. Brooks) Rio Bravo Music, Inc. (BMI)/Cat's Eye Music Ltd. (admin. by Rio Bravo Music, Inc.) (BMI)/Major Bob Music Co, Inc/No Fences Music (admin. by Major Bob Music Co., Inc.) (ASCAP)

I need another size

Cause I'm someone who

Has eat too much for these size 32s

Gonna bust out the seams

From too many fries

Need another size

Ye-ea-ea-ea

Miss Patricia Earwood

You need another size

At least try some oh

Cause believe you me

You ain't skin and bones

Your britches way too small

To fit them Calvin Kleins

You need another size

Ye-ea-ea-ea

I need another size

Cause I'm afraid that I can't breathe

These skin tight starch new Wranglers

Look like they're painted on me

I need to jazzercise

But I'm way too lazy to

Cause every time I look my belly's proof

I need another size

Oh need another size

Cause folks stare at me

There in the buffet line

Where it's all you can eat

The scales don't lie

You lost the Fen-Phen fight

Need another size

Ye-ea-ea-ea

And what they don't see

These pants are killing me

I need a trainer and a nurse my blood pressure's high

'Cause in another size

I can double up on sweets

They've got to make some Wranglers that will fit my physique

But they don't specialize

In pants the size of parachutes

So I guess I'll walk around in my birthday suit

Till they make another size

Need another size

We need another size