What Would A Wookie Do?

WHAT WOULD A WOOKIE DO?

Two oaken doors

Open to Floors

Imported marble

Victorian drawers

They go between

Bucolic scenes

Machavellian

And all the lesser name schemes

Greyhounds and rabbits

Go round and round

But everybody scatters

When the Hindenburg goes down!

Robber-Baroness-es

Carpet-baggers-ese

But honestly speaking, now

We all got the same disease

(Chorus)

I'm afraid the party's canceled

The servants never showed

All the world was penciled

On this foreboding note

Force gettin' ready

Man, begat too much

All the world will suffer

The Wookie's wicked clutch

(Verse 2)

The Theocrats

With cricket bats

Hezbo(llah)-lot's of

Love to give ya

Never take it back

A graver danger

You bouncing ravers

Medulla oblongata go

I'll see you all later

Hephaestus draggin'

One leg behind

And when the trap is sprung

The warrior loses his mind

Assassins trippin'

High on hashish

But honestly speaking, now

We all need the same relief

One day or another, kid

Our world will be gone

One day or another, kid

Our death will be done

(x2)

General quarters

You have your orders

Invisible Free-Masonry

Incoming mortars

The flyers landing

And are demanding

Keep on firing until

The last man standing

Stock cars and habits

Go round and round

But everybody scatters

When the Stock Market goes down!

Robber-Baronesses

Carpet-baggers-ese

But honestly speaking, now

We all got the same disease

(Chorus 2)

I'm afraid the hunt's been canceled

The game never showed

All the world was penciled

On this foreboding note

Force gettin' ready

Man, begat too much

All the world will suffer

The Wookie's wicked clutch