We Wish You a Ripper Christmas

[Chorus: Colin and Greg]

We wish you a ripper Christmas

A full-bore ripper Christmas

A dead-set ripper Christmas

And a snappy New Year

[Verse 1: Colin and Greg]

May the kids have a hoot

May the prezzies be beaut

From the big-bellied fella

In the red-and-white suit

[Chorus: Colin and Greg]

We wish you a ripper Christmas

A full-bore ripper Christmas

A dead-set ripper Christmas

And a snappy New Year

[Verse 2: Colin]

Send cards through the post

Have a big Christmas roast

Then hitch up the caravan

And shoot down the coast

[Chorus: Colin and Greg]

We wish you a ripper Christmas

A full-bore ripper Christmas

A dead-set ripper Christmas

And a snappy New Year

[Verse 3: Greg, Colin]

Great prezzies we bring

All wrapped up with string (String?)

They're not very expensive

But they're int-er-es-ting

[Chorus: Colin and Greg]

We wish you-

A full-bore-

A dead-set-

And a snappy New Year

[Interlude: Greg and vocalists]

Jingle bells, Batman smells

Robin flew away

Billy-bunta-teeda-grunta

My-tee-yay-yay

[Verse 4: Colin and Greg, Colin]

With candles alight (*Chuckles*)

And faces so bright (*Chuckles*)

We'll sing lots of carols

Long into the night

[Chorus: Colin and Greg, Choir]

We wish you a ripper Christmas

A full-bore ripper Christmas

A dead-set ripper Christmas

And a snappy New Year

[Verse 5: Colin and Greg]

We'll hang up the holly

Be cheerful and jolly

And fill up our tum-tums

With lolly after lolly

[Chorus: Colin and Greg, Colin]

We wish you a ripper Christmas

A full-bore ripper Christmas

A dead-set ripper Christmas

And a snappy New Year (Boys-)

And a snappy New Year!