What Took You So Long? (Live at Heaton Park)

You spend too much time sat in your bedroom
On your PC
Are you sure that you couldn't have found the time
Swallowed your pride admitted your jealousy
Last week you're trying again
To pull one of your city's manifold men
If you were not on the internet
Would you be into them?
I very much doubt so any more, so
What took you so long, was there a queue at the Post Office?
What took you so long,
Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecocach you just happened to miss?
Sometimes I'm bad and sometimes I'm rotten
And sometimes I say things I probably should have forgotten about people and things
Do you know who I am, I'm like a Morrissey with some strings
What took you so long, was there a queue at the Post Office?
What took you so long,
Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecocach you just happened to miss?
You're always bad and you're always rotten
And then you always say things that you should've forgotten
Or have you had enough of your stereotypical bit of rough?
What took you so long, was there a queue at the Post Office?
What took you so long,
Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecocach you just happened to miss?