Furniture

[Intro]

I'm calling, and calling

This nigga got me sitting in the fucking crib

I can't believe this shit, man, like a piece of fucking furniture?

Huh, never again

[Verse]

I came across a nigga online that wanted my time

Thought it was different, but it was just the same pickup line

He said before just to score, trying to get my lingerie to hit the floor

Buff, tough and rough, he had my trust

Until his story got old and started to collect dust

The tea start spilling (Yeah), only two weeks in and got to replace him like a fill in

Screenshot is my witness, he text me, "Good morning"

But also forward it to six other bitches

Yo bullshit, I can't believe it (Fuck it, oh)

Dishing it out to me, so get ready to receive it

This not a one-way street

We argue over little shit, like a link or a tweet

It start out sweet until he feel like you weak

Niggas always think that they smarter than Akeelah and the Bee

But they not, they really not (No)

My position ain't to be in competition for the number one spot

Currently in shock while I'm watching the clock

Feeling like furniture in the house of a thot (So)

Supposed to be my spouse, should never have to ask you to take me out (Never be)

Are you embarrassed 'cause I got stretch marks?

But I thought love sparks deeper than appearance

I wanna hit yo ass with my knuckles (I do)

We a couple, but you got a couple (What?)

Blacks and Jamaicans (You do), Asians and Caucasians (What?)

You dress like it's a special occasion (No)

I wanna go, but the car seats is taken (Yeah)

That mean it just seem like a vacation (What's up?)

I'm yo bitch, but I'm sitting in the basement?

[Chorus]

Apparently you busy, it's driving me dizzy

Turn yo back on me, then you turn to her (Bitch)

You don't take me out, you just leave me in the house (Why?)

Sitting there like a piece of furniture (What?)

Furniture, furniture, furniture, what?

Furniture, furniture, forniture, what?

Furniture, furniture, furniture (What?)

Furniture, furniture, furniture

Apparently you busy, it's driving me dizzy

Turn yo back on me, then you turn to her

You don't take me out, you just leave me in the house

Sitting there like a piece of furniture (What?)

Furniture, furniture, furniture, what?

Furniture, furniture, forniture, what?

Furniture, furniture, furniture (What?)

Furniture, furniture, furniture (Man)