Perfect Hair II

[Intro: Sherman the Giraffe & Young Man]

Baby's got a 12-pack!

How's about we go back to the Bay Area and get some crabs?

Let's see how the judges react

Judges

Come on judges, react

[Verse]

The forest is very misty

And help to provide for the switching sides of Terry or Twisty

Or, Model Robot, who got more grease

Sherman stinks so put some hot sauce on your niece

(or what?) Or Nephew, I hope he got a 12 for his sake

Made a wrong turn into a hole, hell of a mistake

Animals in the car had made a piss lake

Must of interfered with the wiring on the disc brakes

(Yeah) It makes for good bar time rec talk

Shoulda used the hamburger necklace from off his neck stalk

From South Africa to Apalachicola

Bump into the wrong batch of snatch, catch the ebola

("Does what have what?") Beefing with Norman Douglas

Waiting until he catch him in the street, roaming thugless

And Rod, the self-proclaimed anime god

By the way could sure use a can of baked scrod

Sherman eats seeds like humans eat veal

He means real human seeds, not no blooming wheat meal

That man in the cat suit can sure hold a gat

Think he work for that dude, "The Evil Controller of Cats"

A ceasefire was negotiated under the gun

Between General Meow and Commander Bun

He thought it was the hand, it was the joke, what stunk

[Interlude: Brenda, Gerald, Young Man & Sherman the Giraffe]

I was too drunk

I woke up drunk

Weren't you?

Ha, I'm too young to drink

Augh

First I get trapped in a hole with smelly animals who bicker

Then my hand is severedNow I have to care for a drunk baby

W-we can eat that

[Outro: MF Doom & Catman]

If the new shoes fit better than the old ones, rock 'em black

I'm gonna pick up some cold ones and knock 'em back