All Men Are Liars

[Chorus]

All men (All men)

All men are liars

Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires

Hey girls (Girls)

Bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth

All men are liars and that's the truth

[Verse 1]

Well, do you remember Rick Astley?

He had a big fat hit, it was ghastly

He said, "I'm never gonna give you up or let you down"

Well, I'm here to tell you that dick's a clown

Though he was just a boy when he made that vow

I bet it all that he knows by now that

[Chorus]

All men (All men)

All men are liars

Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires

Hey girls (Girls)

Bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth

All men are liars and that's the truth

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

All men (All men)

All men are liars

Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires

Hey girls (Girls)

Bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth

All men are liars and that's the truth

[Verse 2]

Among God's creatures man must be

The most slimy and slippery

There stands the naked ape in a monkey suit

Behind the little mustache he grew, that shifty brute

All the ones not choking on the words they ate

Are sweating on getting their stories straight

[Chorus]

All men (All men)

All men are liars

Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires

Hey girls (Hey!)

Bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth

All men are liars and that's the truth

All men are liars and that's the truth

All men are liars