Revisionist History

Hey!

[Verse 1]

Step right up, step right in

We're gonna make this thing fun again

Beatlemania, the summer of love

Ed Sullivan, psychedelic drugs

Lemonade days on wraparound porches

Plantation weddings on cotton-picking corpses

Win big at the reservation

Shuttle service from the Greyhound station

[Chorus]

Come on and do the revisionist history

Come on, say it's better how it was

Shake it up like the 1950s

Draw a line between them and us

You know the steps now, don't get dizzy

Come on and do the revisionist history

[Verse 2]

We got some Lucky Charms and Dirty Harry's gun

HIV, Live Aid, the bloody glove

Snake oil on the tip of your tongue

Snake oil on the tip of your tongue

[Chorus]

Come on and do the revisionist history

Come on, say it's better how it was

Shake it up like the 1980s

Draw a line between them and us

You know the steps now, don't get dizzy

Come on and do the revisionist history

[Verse 3]

This golf course lawn ain't gonna water itself

I keep the keys to my Hummer right here on the shelf

This AR-15 ain't gonna load itself

I keep the b-b-bullets right here on the shelf

The sun is setting here on Halloween

For Wakandan kings and trans Barbie queens

The sun is setting here on Halloween

For Wakandan kings and trans Barbie queens

[Chorus]

Come on and do the revisionist history

Come on, say it's better how it was

Shake it up, it's the 2020s

Draw a line between them and us

You know the steps now, don't get dizzy

Come on and do the revisionist history