Sometimes I Fail

We've been talking about 'cool' and its ramifications, and how it applies to the hip scene. But maybe you could give us some examples now, of the opposite of cool - 'uncool', just exactly what is 'uncool'?
Yeah we have some thoughts on that.

It-it-its uncool to nod on the street corner waiting for the light to change.
And uh it uh... It-its uncool to let anybody know your uncle is a registered pharmacist, uncool for the whole family.
You know, it's uncool to buddy with a known fink.
And it's uncool to ask "Where d'you get it?"
It's disastrously uncool to let friends use your penthouse or the porch to deliver the packages from Mexico.
You know and it's uncool to ask "Where d'you get it?"
And it is uncool to wear shades after sunset.