Big Ole Butt

[Puff Daddy]

Uh-huh, uh, yeah

What you say?  C'mon, yeah

Uh-huh... uh

Now here's a little story, about a girl, with a Big Ole Butt

A-huh, yeah, I like Big Ole Butts, you dig?

I was at the Tunnel, sippin on champagne

Takin a break, with this honey on my brain

Admirin the girls with the diamond earrings

Benjamins blastin, doin my thing

That's when I seen her, her name was Keisha

Ass-wide figure, just had to meet her

I said, "How you doin?  My name is Puff

Don't ask me how I'm livin, cause boo I'm livin plush

But then again, I'm livin kind of sneaky

Cause my girl don't know that I'm out actin freaky"

Hit her with the tch-tch-tch, got the digits

Called her on the StarTap, paid her a visit

I was spankin her and thankin her, screwin her and doin her

Laughin not thinkin bout G's, I just blew in her

Playin like a King, on sheets of satin

Me and Shorty smack in, her crib in Manhattan

She had a big ole booty, like you see in the movies

And on top of all that, I think her sister wanted to do me

But Keisha was exotic, and Cease my witness

She said, "Daddy, when you comin back to hit this?"

When I went home, I kissed my girl on the neck

On my mind was Keisha and how she stayed wet

Sat my girl on the couch, I couldn't hold it in

And said to her, with a devilish grin...

Keisha's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)

You know I told you I'd be true (I told you)

But Keisha's got a big ole butt (that's right)

So I'm leavin you (see-ya! he haha)

Keisha's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)

I know I told you I'd be true (I lied baby)

But Keisha's got a big ole butt (c'mon)

So I'm leavin you (yeah, that's right)

I went past to Rutgers, about three o'clock

I tried to get a cutie, to ride my jock

Me and Ma$e, Suburban blastin

Cold Dom P, smilin, laughin

Freaks all over, the kind I adore

I felt like a kid in a candy store

That's when I seen her, her name was Kim

She had the kind of booty that I'd like to get in

I said to Ma$e, "Stop the jeep"

She's only seventeen, but yo she's a freak

I kicked the bass like an NFL punter

I scooped this beauty, like a big game hunter

I said to the girl, "Boo, you look tired

Let's go to my crib, and bone by the fire"

I put her big booty on the zebraskin rug

She gave my balls a kiss, I gave her breasts a hug

I said to this girl, "I don't love them hoes!

You want to get freaky, let me suck on your toes"

I licked and sucked, she asked me to sing

I grabbed a pack of condoms, I pulled out my thing

When I was through, she wiped the sweat from my chest

When to the kitchen, and fried some chicken breast

Keisha busted in, my house while I was eatin

You know what I said?

Too bad you caught me cheatin, but...

Kim's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)

I know I told you I'd be true (I know I told you)

But Kim's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)

So I'm leavin you (see-ya! he haha)

Kim's got a big ole butt (yeah, yeah)

I know I told you I'd be true (I know what I said, but I lied)

But Kim's got a big ole butt (uh-huh)

So I'm leavin you (that's right)

[Lil' Cease]

Yo, I went to Justin's for some shrimp and steak

Around the time that this waitress was on her break

I pulled into the parkin lot and parked my truck

Niggas playa hate but I ain't give a fuck

I paid it no attention, and walked inside

D-Rock had the nine and he was chillin in the ride

I walked in the place, everybody was lookin

And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin

I sat down to eat, and ordered my food

I said to the waitress, "I don't mean to be rude

But I'll take you on a platter"

She said, "You got a girl," Ceasar said, "It don't matter

You look like you're tasty as pipin hot pizza

What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa"

I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that

But when you get off work, then goin to snack"

She looked at me and said, "You need to stop!

Cease where you goin?"  "The Marriott"

She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"

I pulled out a Benjamin, she looked at me

When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat

Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat

I laid her on the table, and placed my order

And pulled out my dick, and bust all on her

On and on to the break of dawn

All over the restaurant, word is bond

Shorty said she comin, I checked my Roley

She suckin on my nuts, and she don't even know me

I grabbed my pants, just left my main hoe

Who did I see, ohh yo... it was Kim

She work at Justin's but I kept on bustin

Lisa got a big ole butt, uhh

You know I told you I'd be true

But Lisa got a big ole butt, uhh

So I'm leavin you, what, uhh

Lisa got a big ole butt

I know I told you I'd be true (I'd be true)

But Lisa got a big ole butt (a big ole butt)

So I'm leavin you

See ya!