Beer Ain’t Gonna Drink Itself

[Verse 1]

I've been workin' like a dog and my collar is blue

Got everybody tellin' me what I need to do

But I got a boat I need to float and some catfish to catch

And some smokey ol' jukebox buttons to press

Well, I'm sittin' here sober, it's a quarter past two

And I got some catch-a-buzz catchin' up to do

[Chorus]

Them ice cubes in the cooler ain't gon' last all day

Neither is the sun in the sky

I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard, and some Skynyrd to play

And it's time to let that Freebird fly

If a good time's what I'm after, y'all, it starts right here

On longneck number one of twelve

And I reckon that I bettеr get my ass in gear

That beer ain't gonna drink itself

[Verse 2]

Latеr on, I'll do a shot or two with some sweet honey

Tip that country band a little bit too much money

Burn that mother up until they shut it down

But that ain't gonna happen 'less I crack one now

[Chorus]

And them ice cubes in the cooler ain't gon' last all day

Neither is the sun in the sky

I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard, and some Skynyrd to play

And it's time to let that Freebird fly

If a good time's what I'm after, y'all, it starts right here

On longneck number one of twelve

And I reckon that I better get my ass in gear

That beer ain't gonna drink itself (No)

[Bridge]

Yeah, I better get to work, get right down to business

What good is a koozie with a hot beer in it?

[Chorus]

Them ice cubes in the cooler ain't gon' last all day

Neither is the sun in the sky

I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard, and some Skynyrd to play

And it's time to let that Freebird fly

If a good time's what I'm after, y'all, it starts right here

On longneck number one of twelve

And I reckon that I better get my ass in gear

That beer ain't gonna drink itself

No, that beer ain't gonna drink itself