Like This/Almost (Skit)

[Intro: Kanye West]

Yeah a-yo Fab

I can tell they ain't used to this

I can tell they ain't

I can tell they ain't

I can tell they ain't used to this

I can tell they ain't used to this

With ya boy the Louis Vuitton Don

A.K.A. Marty McFly

And I'm on my fly shit

Straight from the Chi bitch

I can tell they ain't

I can tell they ain't they used to this

[Chorus: Fabolous]

You keep askin' questions

Dumb ass suggestions

Must ain't never lived like this

Why the funny faces

Nah the funny taste

You just ain't never drink like this

You can't even lie

You probably got high

But you ain't never smoked like this

I see shoppin' bags

Might pop some tags

But you was never fly like this

[Verse 1: Fabolous]

I'm a let your wife peep game

Get used to this shit

Introduce her to shit

Like Life meet Lane

Lane meet Life

Y'all two get acquainted

Its so cool bein' my new chick ain't it?

Let me explain it

I don't make up shit

I just Lorraine it maybe Jacob shit

Make a 36D from a A cup bitch

Sleep with me you might wake up with (With what?)

A set of keys to a pad and a Jag (What else?)

Fendi sprees Paddington bags (What else?)

Cockiness to add in your swag

Take a look at what you had and then gag

Like eww

Anybody know a girl that don't like heels? (Do you?)

That's like askin' is the nose on Mike real (Is it?)

Hell naw

Well ma

I'm here to catch you

They say men are dogs you know what I'm here to fetch you

[Chorus: Fabolous]

You keep askin' questions

Dumb ass suggestions

Must ain't never lived like this

Why the funny faces

Nah the funny taste

You just ain't never drink like this

You can't even lie

You probably got high

But you ain't never smoked like this

I see shoppin' bags

Might pop some tags

But you was never fly like this

[Verse 2: Kanye West]

Uh Roc-A-Fella

Black people usin' black cards, isn't it ironic?

Smokin' weed on the yacht isn't it the chronic?

Plus the hoes good

It's feelin' like Rosewood

That black baller bullshit, we on it

Cops will pull you over like isn't there a problem?

No sir

But I realize the windows so blur

That you might've mistaked a nigga for a chauffeur

Ya might mistake that backseat for a sofur (sofa)

Now the dreads said to rap on everything

Cause he know that I snap on everything

Listen, when my flow commissions

It caused the commissioner to throw a cap on everything

My accountant said

If I get the crib on the side of the mountain

Right beside the fountain

And decide on the Phantom

I'll go broker than Hammer

Performin' in pyjamas

Damn it

[Chorus: Fabolous]

You keep askin' questions

Dumb ass suggestions

Must ain't never lived like this

Why the funny faces

Nah the funny taste

You just ain't never drink like this

You can't even lie

You probably got high

But you ain't never smoked like this

I see shoppin' bags

Might pop some tags

But you was never fly like this

[Verse 3: Fabolous & (Kanye West)]

My flow got teeth marks in it and I know who the biters is

(Can't blame them but whoever they writers is)

Matter fact whoever the dick riders is

(Get your own style don't Winona Ryder his)

Ferrari Fab or you could say Spyder Spizz

(SLR pullin' up on the side of his)

Shorties success ain't even near the height of his

This dudes paper thinner than E-Z Wider is

(It made me laugh yo

But if you do the math though)

I've been gettin' money since Kojak had an Afro

(I've been fresh since

Will Smith was a Fresh Prince)

Had hoes when Kermit was a tadpole

(So of course the officers wanna off us)

Came off the corner to up in the corner office

(I thought it was livin')

They call it ballin'

(It been like this)

Where the hell all of y'all been?

[Chorus: Fabolous]

You keep askin' questions

Dumb ass suggestions

Must ain't never lived like this

Why the funny faces

Nah the funny taste

You just ain't never drink like this

You can't even lie

You probably got high

But you ain't never smoked like this

I see shoppin' bags

Might pop some tags

But you was never fly like this

[Outro: Kanye West]

I can tell they ain't used to this

I can tell they ain't

I can tell they ain't

I can tell they ain't used to this

I can tell they ain't used to this

I can tell they ain't

I can tell they ain't

I can tell they ain't used to this