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Donny Osmond
Disco Train
Old Man Auctioneer

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Old Man Auctioneer

Release date: 21st August 1976

From Disco Train

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About This Track

"Old Man Auctioneer" is a track by Donny Osmond, from the album Disco Train, released 21st August 1976. Full lyrics are available below.

Lyrics

Old Man Auctioneer

There was a boy from Utah

Didn’t listen to his ma

She said that I go to school

Well, he couldn’t see nothing wrong

Sitting there all day long

Just to hear to the old man auctioneer

He said

Hey, bet 25

Will you give me 30?

Make a 30 bid for a 30 dollar

Will give me 35 –

Will give you me 40?

Will you give me 40?

Will you give me 45 – 5

Will you give me 50?

Hey, bet 25

Will you give me 30?

Make a 30 bid for a 30 dollar

Will give me 35 – 5

Will give you me 40?

Will you give me 40 ?

Will you give me 45 – 5

Will you give me 50?

One day that old man died

Everybody how they cried

Nobody could sing his funky song

He made his mother proud

When the boy shouted loud

I’ll be an old boy auctioneer

People said

(Cheering)

The people said

(Cheering)

He said

Hey, bet 25

Will you give me 30?

Make a 30 bid for a 30 dollar

Will give me 35 – 5

Will give you me 40

Will you give me 40?

Will you give me 45 – 5

Will you give me 50?

Make it

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Track details

From Disco Train

1976

Album

Release year

1976

—Disco Train
—Disco Dancin'
—Don't Need No Money
—C'Mon Marianne
—I Got Your Lovin'
—I Follow the Music (Disco Donny)
—I Can’t Put My Finger on It
—Never Gonna Let You Go
—Reachin' for the Feelin'
—Old Man Auctioneer
—Swinging City Gal

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Donny Osmond — It’s the Holiday Season (radio edit)
Donny Osmond — Start the Par‐dee
Donny Osmond — Know
Donny Osmond — The Long and Winding Road
Donny Osmond — Your Song
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Donny Osmond — Not While I'm Around
Donny Osmond — I Know the Truth
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Donny Osmond — My Love Is A Fire
Donny Osmond — Soldier of Love
Donny Osmond — Hold On
Donny Osmond — If It's Love That You Want
Donny Osmond — I'm In It For Love
Donny Osmond — What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?
Donny Osmond — This Christmas Eve
Donny Osmond — Old-Fashioned Christmas
Donny Osmond — Never Gonna Let You Go (from Disco Train)
Donny Osmond — Reachin' for the Feelin' (from Disco Train)
Donny Osmond — Swinging City Gal (from Disco Train)
Donny Osmond — Disco Train (from Disco Train)
Donny Osmond — Disco Dancin' (from Disco Train)
Donny Osmond — Don't Need No Money (from Disco Train)
Donny Osmond — I Got Your Lovin' (from Disco Train)
Donny Osmond — I Follow the Music (Disco Donny) (from Disco Train)
Donny Osmond — I Can’t Put My Finger on It (from Disco Train)
Donny Osmond — C'Mon Marianne (from Disco Train)
Donny Osmond — I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry
Donny Osmond — Young Love / A Million To One
Donny Osmond — Take Good Care of My Baby
Donny Osmond — Hey Girl
Donny Osmond — Puppy Love
Donny Osmond — Hey Little Johnny
Donny Osmond — I'm into Something Good
Donny Osmond — Standin’ in the Need of Love
Donny Osmond — Bye Bye Love
Donny Osmond — A Little Bit Me, a Little Bit You
Donny Osmond — Do You Want Me (1971)
Donny Osmond — Sit Down, I Think I Love You
Donny Osmond — I Knew You When
Donny Osmond — Little Bit
Donny Osmond — Go Away Little Girl

Go Away Little Girl
Hold On
If It's Love That You Want
It’s the Holiday Season (radio edit)
Know
My Love Is A Fire
Puppy Love
Soldier of Love
Start the Par‐dee
Sure Lookin'

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Credits

Credited: Alan Osmond, Jerry Styner, Merrill Osmond, Mike Curb, The Osmonds, Wayne Osmond