[Intro: Announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen
The most exciting stage show you've ever witnessed
Appearing live – tonight – it's... Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew!
[Beatbox Break: Doug & Rick]
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!")
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!")
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!")
[Doug & Rick, both]
Excuse me, Doug E Fresh
Yes?
Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
With one minute rhymes that don't come out right?
They bite (They never write!)
That's not polite
Am I lying? No, you're quite right!
Well, tonight, on this very mic, you're about to hear
We swear, the best darn rappers of the year
So (So!), cheerio, yell, scream "Bravo!"
Also, if you didn't know this is called The Show
[Instrumental Break]
[Doug & Rick]
Aiyyo, Doug!
What?
Put your Ballys on
Yo Rick, I was about to, but I need a shoe horn!
Why?
Because these shoes always hurt my corns
{*beatboxes a knocking sound*} "Six minutes—"
{*knocking*} "Six minutes—"
{*knocking*} "Six minutes, Doug E. Fresh, you're on"
Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh-huh-uh-huh-uh uh uh on
Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh-huh-uh-huh-uh uh uh on
Uh uh on
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
[Doug, Rick, (The Get Fresh Crew)]
Here we go (Here we go!) Come on (Come on!)
Here we go (Here we go!) Come on (Come on!)
Yo, where's Will and Barr'?
Well, I don't know, they're late
Told 'em the time... oh, I forgot the date
Man, you did it again?! Oh, no!
(Yo, here we go! Come on)
(Here we go! Come on)
(Here we go, did we miss the show?)
No, no, no-no-no, no, we didn't
No no-no-no no-no-no, no, we didn't
No, we didn't, well, don't get us wrong
{*knocking*} "Excuse me, Doug..."
{*knocking*}"Excuse me, Doug E..."
{*knocking*} "Excuse me, Doug E Fresh, you're on"
Uh-uh–on
[Instrumental Break]
[Scratch Break: Chill Will & Barry Bee]
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
[Doug E Fresh, Slick Rick, (The Get Fresh Crew), (scratch)]
Well, it started off on 8th Avenue
When I made up the name called (The Get Fresh Crew!)
It was me, my two DJs, Chill Will and Barry Bee
And my right-hand man, Ricky D
I used to rap and sing, make sounds and things
And, for example – here's a telephone ring
{*ring, ring*} "Hello, is Doug E Fresh in?"
"No, he's not in right now" {*click*}
But anyway, no more delay
Just check out the new style I display
Now you got to be ("Fresh!")
To rock with ("Fresh!")
And I'm D-O-U-G-I-E ("Fresh!")
And I'm known for the... {*Doug E Fresh beatbox*}
Not for the... {*Fat Boys beatbox*}
The Human Beatbox, or the Entertainer
No other title could fit me plainer
In a passing generation, I am a remainer
And I'm also known as the beatbox trainer
Cashing checks, make sound effects
And after I finish rocking, Slick Rick is on next
You know it! Slick Rick!
[Verse 2: Slick Rick, (Doug E Fresh)]
Well, here's a little something that needs to be heard
Doug, I was going downtown (Word, Rick?) Word!
(Sure?!) All alone, no one to be with
Stepped on the D-Train at 205th
I saw a pretty girl (So?) – so, I sat beside her
Then she went {*roar*} like she was Tony the Tiger
I said "Hold on, there's been a mistake
Honey, my name's Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes"
(Oh, golly wolly) 'Cause she was raising hell
She said, um, "My name is Maggie, but call me Michelle"
"Michelle, my belle...
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble..."
Slick Rick and I'm rocking the house, you know I'm saying
And when I'm on the mic there won't be no delaying
Bust a move, we show and prove
Aiyyo, Doug! Do that record "Jam On The Groove"
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
{*Doug E beatboxing*} ("Oh my God!") (Is it real?)
[Outro: Doug E Fresh, (scratch)]
As you can see!
Most definitely! We are ("Fresh!")
Chill Will ("Fresh!")
Barry Bee ("Fresh!")
Ricky D ("Fresh!")
And I am – the Original Human Beat Box, The Entertainer, Doug E...
("Fresh!")
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