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Drug Church – Unlicensed Hall Monitor (2018) | Track profile | Dork | Dork

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Drug Church
Cheer
Unlicensed Hall Monitor

SINGLE

Unlicensed Hall Monitor

Release date: 2nd November 2018

From CheerTrack 73:22

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Lyrics

Unlicensed Hall Monitor

Here's a guy with a search history darker than a sea trench
Telling you how to live
Closet, crawlspace, and attic full of skeletons
A grown man who can't handle his shit
A scummy fraud who wants to be your boss
Can't handle his shit

Seen'm all before
There's always one
He's hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things

Seen'm all before
There's always one
He's hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things

There's a guy in a group chat with Klansmen telling you how to live
Just a matter of time before he's the one twisting in the wind

A grown man who can't handle his shit
A scummy fraud who wants to be your boss can't handle his shit

Seen'm all before
There's always one
He's hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things

Seen'm all before
There's always one
He's hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things

But man it makes me sick to sing this
But man it makes me sick to sing this

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

Track details

From Cheer

3:222018Single

Listen

Album

2nd November 2018

Track number

7

Release year

2018

1Grubby
1:38
2Strong References
2:59
3Avoidarama
2:59
4Dollar Story
2:43

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Learning to Speak BritishPaul Walker

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Drug Church — Pynch
Drug Church — Laughing Academy
Drug Church — Business Ethics (from PRUDE) [2:47]
Drug Church — Myopic (from PRUDE) [2:57]
Drug Church — Yankee Trails (from PRUDE) [2:47]
Drug Church — The Bitters (from PRUDE) [3:10]
Drug Church — Chow (from PRUDE) [2:50]
Drug Church — Mad Care (from PRUDE) [2:25]
Drug Church — Slide 2 Me (from PRUDE) [2:38]
Drug Church — Peer Review (from PRUDE) [3:43]
Drug Church — Demolition Man (from PRUDE) [2:46]
Drug Church — Hey Listen (from PRUDE) [2:41]
Drug Church — Myopic [2:58]
Drug Church — Detective Lieutenant (from Hygiene) [3:27]
Drug Church — Premium Offer (from Hygiene) [2:54]
Drug Church — Plucked (from Hygiene) [2:44]
Drug Church — Athlete on Bench (from Hygiene) [3:59]
Drug Church — Fun's Over (from Hygiene) [1:53]
Drug Church — Million Miles of Fun (from Hygiene) [2:10]
Drug Church — Tiresome (from Hygiene) [3:06]
Drug Church — Super Saturated (from Hygiene) [2:25]
Drug Church — Piss & Quiet (from Hygiene) [1:30]
Drug Church — World Impact (from Hygiene) [2:07]
Drug Church — Weed Pin (Lo‐Fi)
Drug Church — Head - Off (from Tawny) [3:06]
Drug Church — Bliss Out (from Tawny) [1:53]
Drug Church — Remember to Forget (from Tawny) [2:56]
Drug Church — Tawny (from Tawny) [3:26]
Drug Church — Weed Pin (from Cheer) [4:42]
Drug Church — Tillary (from Cheer) [4:46]
Drug Church — Unlicensed Guidance Counselor (from Cheer) [3:50]
Drug Church — Grubby (from Cheer) [1:38]
Drug Church — Strong References (from Cheer) [2:59]
Drug Church — Avoidarama (from Cheer) [2:59]
Drug Church — Dollar Story (from Cheer) [2:43]
Drug Church — Conflict Minded (from Cheer) [2:58]
Drug Church — Foam Pit (from Cheer) [2:32]
Drug Church — Then Try (from Hit Your Head) [1:31]
Drug Church — Bagged (from Hit Your Head) [2:07]
Drug Church — Drunk Tank (from Hit Your Head) [3:25]
Drug Church — Banco Popular (from Hit Your Head) [1:37]
Drug Church — Aleister (from Hit Your Head) [2:03]
Drug Church — Aging Jerk (from Hit Your Head) [2:41]
Drug Church — Green Like Me (from Hit Your Head) [2:39]
Drug Church — Park and Ride and Park and Ride (from Hit Your Head) [2:19]
Drug Church — Hit Your Head, Greedy (from Hit Your Head) [3:07]
Drug Church — What (from Hit Your Head) [3:06]
Drug Church — Big and Shitty (from Hit Your Head) [2:14]
Drug Church — Ghost Dad (from Swell) [3:19]
Drug Church — Work-Shy (from Swell) [3:21]
Drug Church — Mall SWAT (from Swell) [3:05]
Drug Church — But Does It Work? (from Swell) [2:41]
Drug Church — Zero Zero (from Swell) [3:35]
Drug Church — Thinking About Joining Drug Church (from Paul Walker) [1:32]
Drug Church — Clifton Country (from Paul Walker) [2:03]
Drug Church — Donny's Woods (from Paul Walker) [2:53]
Drug Church — Riding the Bus to Schenectady (from Paul Walker) [1:10]
Drug Church — Thrill Hill (from Paul Walker) [3:35]
Drug Church — Attending a Cousin's Birthday Party (from Paul Walker) [4:11]
Drug Church — Learning to Speak British (from Paul Walker) [1:22]
Drug Church — Deconstructing Snapcase (from Paul Walker) [3:29]
Drug Church — Shopping for a Belt (from Paul Walker) [2:34]
Drug Church — Reading Youtube Comments (from Paul Walker) [2:53]
Drug Church — Party at Dead Man’s B/W Selling Drugs from Your Mom’s Condo
Drug Church — Selling Drugs from Your Mom's Condo [2:22]
Drug Church — Party at Dead Man's [2:49]
Drug Church — Mohawk (from Self Titled) [2:21]
Drug Church — Mohawk (Alternate) (from Self Titled) [2:21]
Drug Church — Northway (from Self Titled) [3:30]
Drug Church — Latham Circle (from Self Titled) [5:17]
Drug Church — Pro Attitude [3:32]
Drug Church — Scotia Snake God [2:44]
Drug Church — Visualize Latham [4:11]

Business EthicsPRUDE
2:47
ChowPRUDE
2:50
Demolition ManPRUDE
2:46
Hey ListenPRUDE
2:41
Mad CarePRUDE
2:25
MyopicPRUDE
2:57
Myopic
2:58
Peer ReviewPRUDE
3:43
Slide 2 MePRUDE
2:38
The BittersPRUDE
3:10

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5Unlicensed Guidance Counselor

7Unlicensed Hall Monitor

3:22

9Conflict Minded