[Verse 1: Dua Lipa & James Corden]
What a year for dating, crazy
Nothin' is the way it was
People textin' exes sex pics
From the basement at their mom's
[Refrain: Dua Lipa & Both]
If you have human contact
Don't know what you'll contract
So your first date's always on Zoom (Oh)
You just wish you could just go out
Get a little naughty
Girl, you're drunk on FaceTime
WiFi's gettin' sloppy
[Verse 2: James Corden & Dua Lipa]
There's no bars, there's no school
Poundin' Claws in a kitty pool
Thirsty slides through DMs
Now you landed in their close friend's
[Verse 3: Dua Lipa & James Corden]
No matter how you try to break through
It all feels like a waste of time
When you've gotten your face off Netflix
Hulu, HBO, and Prime
[Refrain: Dua Lipa & James Corden]
Now you're lookin' ready
Though, it's low-key scary
Check your drip and grab your Lysol (Oh)
[Pre-Chorus: Dua Lipa & James Corden]
If you're ever wanna see another person's body
If you zap on your forehead, you're a total hottie
[Chorus: Dua Lipa & James Corden]
Wear a mask, wash your hands
It's not like you have other plans
It's awkward, but it's cool
Following all these COVID rules (COVID rules)
[Bridge: Dua Lipa, James Corden & Both]
One: Get in the zone, no more doing edibles at home alone
Two: Stalk their Instagram
Gotta background check if you wanna slam
Three: Up your waxin' game
No one's seen you naked since February
And if you hit it off, watch out if they start to cough
I got new rules for dating
Six feet apart, no mating
Masks can be irritating
No more procrastinating
These are the rules for dating
One: There's a new third base, that's when you get to see their lower face
Two: Right before you touch, Purell until your hands get rough
Three: Just seal the deal, you better hope you lick 'em when you wake up in the morning
You're feelin' numb, it's you, your hand, and OnlyFans
[Outro: James Corden & Dua Lipa]
We've got rules for dating
Safety is stimulating
It's your neighbors you're saving
You'll get that touch you're craving
Just follow these rules for dating
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