Blinded By The Light (From "Super Troopers 2" Soundtrack)

Madman drummers bummers Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the
Adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder feeling
Kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing sneezing and
Wheezing the calliope fell to the ground

The calliope fell to the ground, yeah she was blinded by the light
Revved up like a douche,
Another runner in the night, blinded by the light
Revved up like a douche,
Another runner in the night, blinded by the light
Revved up like a douche,
Another runner in the night, blinded by the light

Some silicone sister with her
Manager mister told me I got what it takes
She said "I'll turn you on sonny to
Something strong, play the song with the funky breaks"
And Go-cart Mozart was checking out the
Weather chart to see if it was safe outside
And little Early-Pearly came by in his
Curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

The calliope fell to the ground, yeah she was blinded by the light
Revved up like a douche,
Another runner in the night, blinded by the light

Blinded by the light
Revved up like a douche,
Another runner in the night, blinded by the light
Revved up like a douche, another runner in the night

Madman drummers bummers Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the
Adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder,
Feeling kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing sneezing and
Wheezing the calliope fell to the ground
Now Scott with a slingshot finally found a
Tender spot and throws his lover in the sand
And some bloodshot forget-me-not says "Daddy's
Within earshot save the buckshot, turn up the band"
Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong"

She got down but she never got tired
She's gonna make it through the night

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