The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks

(Hey!)

[Verse 1]

There was beer all over the dance floor

And the band was playing rhythm and blues

You got down and did the gator and half an hour later

You were barfing all over your girlfriend's shoes

[Chorus 1]

But the Greeks don't want no freaks

The Greeks don't want no freaks

Just put a little smile on them rosy cheeks

Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks

(Gator!!)

(Yeah, woooo.... woo. Aaow!)

[Verse 2]

She was the pride and the passion of Dixie

She did exactly what her daddy had planned

She was the perfect little sister until somebody missed her

And they found her in the bushes with the boys in the band

[Chorus 2]

But the Greeks don't want no freaks

No, the Greeks don't want no freaks

So put a great big smile on them rosy cheeks

Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks

No, the Greeks don't want no freaks

Said, the Greeks don't want no freaks

Just put that monster smile on them rosy cheeks

Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks

No, the Greeks don't want no freaks

Ahhaaahh....