Thank You Buddy

God bless modern car design
The steel frame of a Ford KA
That saved my life on new year's day
I think about it all the time
Rolling over in the snow
What a way to go
This is me
I'm done
Another crumpled body at the side of the A1
Then I kick my way through the window
Grab my phone
Without a scratch to show
Hope someone saw me freezing by the side of the road
When some total hero pulls up in a hi-vis jacket
Gives me his cardigan and a packet of Polo's
So I just said to him...

Thank you buddy
Sorry that I didn't put your number in my phone right

Sitting in a dog rescue home
About tеn of us staring at a paper cup of cocoa
Thanking our lucky stars that only one guy was hospitalized
Driving through thе night in a one time,
Localized, suddenly American horror show
Officer I only had two glasses of wine last night
When my brother proposed
I couldn't see out of the window
"It all happened in slo-mo"
The last train is at 11pm
I'm not local
Is there anyone who can come get me?
Said "Don't worry son, where'd you need to go?"
So what I said was...

Thank you buddy