Jimmy Crack Corn (Remix)

[Intro: Eminem]

(Remix!)

The crafty little bastard that I am, sly (Yeah!)

Would've porked the slick sick son of a bitch

Silly little rabbit, don't you know Trix are for kids?

This is what the moral to the story is (Cheah!)

(Haha!)

[Verse 1: Eminem]

Jimmy can crack corn, but I don't care

My enemies crack corn, but I don't care

You can be black, white or albino, yeah

You can have cornrows inside your hair (Woo)

I give a fuck if I don't like your stare

This bottle of wine goes upside your head

A little bit psycho, but I know that

Think you just don't say it and I won't say it (Shh)

See, if you don't brag, then I don't brag

I know I'm bad as long as I know I'm bad

I don't need y'all to co-sign no shit

You can just keep makin' them tired old threats

A little bit like The Boy Who Cried Wolf, yeah

See me, but don't dare to try no shit

'Cause you know that somewhere inside those layers

The rattlesnake's right there to bite your ass

And I can be so quiet and strike so fast

Like lightening bolts, right out the sky, go bad

From out of nowhere, you might just find your career

Come to a err— and I'm just like (Oh, yeah!)

[Chorus: Eminem]

See us on them award shows, we're like (Oh, yeah!)

Can we get more of those? They're like (Oh, yeah!)

See us keep blowing up, we're like (Oh, yeah!)

So Jimmy can crack corn, but I don't care

See me in the videos, I'm like (Oh, yeah!)

See me right up close, you're like (Oh, Em!)

And where is D12 at? They're like (We over here!)

And where the fuck we goin'? We're like (Nowhere!)

[Verse 2: Eminem]

You jealous little fucks beg for my attention, but

I done told you once, I'm not the kind of attention you want

If I tell you twice, then I won't be so nice

If you keep coming back, that only means you know you lost the fight

They wanna talk shit, let 'em talk shit, 'cause they talk shit (Yeah)

Knowin' deep down, they really just wanna squash it

'Cause no one wants to walk around, steppin' in dog shit

And get doo-doo on the shoe again, soon as they washed it

But the pride won't let 'em, inside's like "Go get 'em"

And I'm just like "Why you're tryin' to fight momentum?"

We just keep winnin', by landslides, oh, and um

Shady Limited's, in any size your denim

To velour, even our clothing line's on fire

As 50 would say (Yeah), "Our clothing line's on fiyaa!''

Meanwhile, your minds on us, like mine's on Mariah

And y'all is just like her, you're all fucking liars

But I'll just keep fucking you like I fucked her

Right in the ass with K-Y, yes, sir! (Woo)

So full of joy, boy, am I absurd?

Even Chingy would tell you: ("Yeah, boy, don't curr")

[Chorus: Eminem]

See us on them award shows, we're like (Oh, yeah!)

Can we get more of those? They're like (Oh, yeah!)

See us keep blowing up, we're like (Oh, yeah!)

So Jimmy can crack corn, but I don't care

See me in the videos, I'm like (Oh, yeah!)

See me right up close, you're like (Oh, Em!)

And where is D12 at? They're like (We over here!)

And where the fuck we goin'? We're like (Nowhere! Ca$his!)

[Verse 3: Ca$his]

Watch Jimmy get cracked to the floor with the rounds (Yeah)

Spun around and hit the ground, you the new James Brown (C'mon)

The king of Motown saw out for a while (Yeah)

You not a G, you a joke, and they all know now (Yeah, yeah, let's go)

I don't brag about the way that I lived in the past (Yeah)

I'd just pray I'd get away, I've been whoopin' your ass (Yeah)

From now on, don't speak our name in your raps (Yeah)

Before I hop out your bushes, dressed in all black (Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go)

I thought I told you, Ca$his consecutively (Ha)

Squeeze life out the beat, all you hear is me— mwah! ([?])

I'm a BBG, plus a BGD

Bring it on anytime you wanna come see me (Yeah)

Stay alive, lil guy, you don't want it with me (You don't want it with me)

And man, 50 put that money on me (He put that money on me, let's go)

King Mathers made me to blow up (Yeah)

Re-Up 'bout to crush, now you know Ca$his (Yeah, go, woo!)

Shady

[Chorus: Eminem]

See us on them award shows, we're like (Oh, yeah!)

Can we get more of those? They're like (Oh, yeah!)

See us keep blowing up, we're like (Oh, yeah!)

So Jimmy can crack corn, but I don't care

See me in the videos, I'm like (Oh, yeah!)

See me right up close, you're like (Oh, Em!)

And where is D12 at? They're like (We over here!)

And where the fuck we goin'? We're like (Nowhere!)