world's greatest ex

Waiting room walls, 11 missed calls
Convincing myself this is ex-protocol
I promise he's sick as I text back my friend
And wipe off his secret tears as I hit Send

We were no contact and I was on the right track
'Cause you can't turn loving someone off
You hit me out the blue and I'm not you
So I show up if it feels good or not

I won't get a medal for "Chillest Girl Around"
I'm no good at settle or settling down
I wasn't the one too unstable to be
If you're "Mr. Reliable", why did you call me?

You might be the best one at letting us go
And I loved you too hard, that I lost you, I know
But open the "Guinness Book Of Records", you'll see
It says, "World's Greatest Ex" goes to me

Guess I'll always be your mother's favorite
You can't teach someone to love like me (love like me)
You had me once, I hope you learn to savor it
When you find someone different than me

'Cause now we're no contact, now I'm on the right track
But you can't turn loving someone off
If you hit me out the blue, well, I'm not you
I show up if it feels good or not

I won't get a medal for "Chillest Girl Around"
I'm no good at settle or settling down
I wasn't the one too unstable to be
If you're "Mr. Reliable", why did you call me?

You might be the best one at letting us go
And I loved you too hard, that I lost you, I know
But open the "Guinness Book Of Records", you'll see
It says, "World's Greatest Ex" goes to me

What do I do when you still make me laugh?
What do I do with that? (What do I? What do I?)
How could I miss you? You broke up with me
But, how could I not? No, really?

I won't get a medal for "Chillest Girl Around"
I'm no good at settle or settling down
I wasn't the one too unstable to be
If you're "Mr. Reliable", why did you call me?

You might be the best one at letting us go
And I loved you too hard, that I lost you, I know
But open the "Guinness Book Of Records", you'll see
It says, "World's Greatest Ex" goes to me