Cosmik Debris

[Verse 1]

The Mystery Man came over

An' he said: "I'm outta sight!"

He said, for a nominal service charge

I could reach Nirvana tonight

If I was ready, willing and able

To pay him his regular fee

He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs

And devote his attention to me

[Chorus]

But I said, look here brother

Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?!

Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?

Look here brother, don't you waste your time on me

[Verse 2]

The Mystery Man got nervous

An' he fidget around a bit

He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe

And he whipped out a shaving kit

Now, I thought it was a razor

And a can of foamin' goo

But he told me right then when the top popped open

There was nothin' his box won't do

With the oil of Aphrodite

An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo

He said:

"You might not believe this, little fella

But it'll cure your Asthma too!"

[Chorus]

And I said, look here brother

Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?!

Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?

Look here brother, don't you waste your time on me

Don't waste your time

[Instrumental Break]

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

"I've got troubles of my own" I said

"And you can't help me out

So take your meditations and your preparations

And ram it up your snout"

"But I got a kristol bol!", he said

And held it to the light

So I snatched it all away from him

And I showed him how to do it right

[Bridge]

I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head

So I'd look like I was Deep

I said some Mumbo Jumbos then

An' told him he was goin' to sleep

I robbed his rings and pocket watch

And everything else I found

I had that sucker hypnotized

He couldn't even make a sound

I proceeded to tell him his future then

As long as he was hanging around

I said "The price of meat has just gone up

And your old lady has just gone down..."

[Chorus]

Look here brother, who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?

Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

Don't you know?

You could make more money as a butcher

So don't you waste your time on me

Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me

Ohm shanti, ohm shanti, ohm shanti-ohm

Shanti