[Intro]
Eastside, Funkflex ya heard? Uh
Dave East ya heard? Look
[Verse]
From a hoodie to a tux, jeans to my slacks
Sneakers to my Ferragamos, I get it back
They say gangstas don't gossip
Taylor made suit fittin' like I'm on some mob shit
I feel like Al Capone, 100 carats on my lady wrist
We drinkin' wine from the '60s miss me with all that later shit
You thinkin' pokin' those, I'm thinkin' Aspen
I got my own so ain't no need for askin' I hit the streets with passion
Gang squad press sleazy they say that he was flaggin'
Haters never like your pictures but they read your captions
Fuck the cops, fuck the Ds ain't wanna see the captain
My cousin told me he was trappin', had to leave Manhattan
He went to Jersey, Ds was thirsty to the people askin'
About, Chanel vintage frames on
Blocks he would clear 'em out, cops ain't wanna hear him out
I was down in SoHo shoppin', need a couple outfits
My bitch like La Pearla, even though she ain't about shit
Gangsta in designer, I don't wear what they wear
Stop lookin' at men, it's crazy how a nigga stare
We was raised different, no elevator hit the stage
Jordans droppin' every month, makin' sure I get a pair
We want the 7, cop leathers when the snow fell
Ask me if I have seen coke sales, well does a boat sell?
Is water wet? Nigga is pig pork?
This Sig Sauer do you dirty like I'm Jigsaw
This ain't no SAW movie, I'll tell valet just bring my car to me
We eatin' good but niggas dyin' like a mob movie
Shots at the bar, I left the job woozy
What kind of sweater is that? That's what you call Coogie?
Them ain't True Religions see me on Canal
Never been to Bloomingsdale, you thinkin' you got style?
Type of shit I'm bringin' you just ain't seen it in a while
My aura'll bag your daughter, make the meanest bitches smile
But, on the journey for that treasure Imma keep searchin'
Threw the Margielas, 'cause the Louies had my feet hurtin'
All I've been seein' is snakes, rats and sea urchins
When they see you they like "keep workin'"
I keep Birkens for my nice thing with a tounge ring
She ain't got no bodies on her gotta keep my gun clean
Walkin' up in Saks Fifth, smellin' like a whole zip
Rest in peace to Von Zip, I can make your mom strip
I just wanna smoke, travel, probably fuck me a model
Drive a Murciélago, get some more work from pap-o, huh
Tato I'll see you later, I was love with gators
The flavors was Now & Laters, Morries
I'm not concerned with your favorite, fuck Goliath I'm David
Hustle so I can pay rent, I need that condo spacious
Condoms, I ain't gamblin'
Strapped before I enter, BRRAT, back your Benz up
Racks'll get your chin touched, huh
Check it, I seen an A-K before I seen college
I'm destined to shine, shit I just need polish
Uptown with the strap like I'm Rasheed Wallace
'07 did the Cargos with the green Pradas
On my Philly shit but my city New Jack
Watchin' for Ice-Ts, just tryin' to move a g-pack
Soon as I step out my building they like "I need that"
Haggis for dinner, the chopped cheese I still eat that
The roof where the Ds at, crack we call 'em pieces
Flip this, I'm hittin' great adventures with my nieces
Used to the game that's why y'all watchin' from the bleachers
I'm used to the pain that's why I kill 'em every feature
How could I not go hard I come from not much
Grams made the block rush, my grandma would watch us
She probably turnin' in her grave from all I used to do
I'm a changed man momma pardon me I'm movin' through
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