Bring Out the Monster

Why did you throw a party
If you weren't prepared to bleed?
You play it straight and narrow, baby
Grime is what you need
And I can serve it, spike
For you Grandpa Munster style
I'm setting up my lab inside your
Toilet and I'll drive you wild
Dweebie weenie turning meanie
Pounding fist on breast
Skipping school and burning hair
It's time to get undressed

Midnight brings the freaks
Ladies start to shriek
It's a dancefloor transformation
Now kiss my mutation

Bring out the monster
We're waiting for him to arrive
Bring out the monster
He'll make you scream 'It's alive'

A beastly feast of yeast that feeds
Release and yields the change
Grimy slimy double-timing and
Primed to take the centre stage
Grotty rotten sots as thick
As clots they feel no fear
We are the crew to spew the brew
Into your shoes and give a cheer

Midnight brings the freaks
Ladies start to shriek
It's a dancefloor transformation
Now kiss my mutation

Bring out the monster
We're waiting for him to arrive
Bring out the monster
He'll make you scream 'It's alive'

I am the monster
How can it be?
I got your invitation
I gave him the key!
I come from your mindscape
Get out of my head!
I am the monster!
Yeah you already said

I am on a mission to get
Smashed and wreck the place
Hold on just a second
Are you off your face?
Yes!
I came to ruin everything
And drive you insane
For I am the monster and
Christ not this again

Bring out the monster
We're waiting for him to arrive
Bring out the monster
He'll make you scream 'It's alive'