Girls! (feat. Uninvited)

I love it when girls
I love it when girls
Oh all these things you hate, you're telling on yourself
Because if you were straight surely you would love it

I love that quick hair flick and the giggle
I love it when their tough but soft in the middle
I love it when they talk with vocal fry like
Come on baby won't you ruin my life

I love hearing all about their expertise
Oh that's the kinda lady that I wanna please
I love it when they make their own damn money
I'll be your little bit of sugar let me call you mummy

I love it when girls
I love it when girls
Oh all these things you hate, you're telling on yourself
Because if you were straight surely you would love it

I love it when they give pep talks in the loo
I love it when they walk home holding their shoes
I love it when their shoes make them taller than me
Doesn't make much difference when I'm on my knees

I love it when they know what they want from life
And their not willing to compromise
For men, boyfriends, or societal pressures
When they follow their own script down to the letter

I love it when girls
I love it when girls
Oh all these things you hate, you're telling on yourself
Because if you were straight surely you would love it when girls
I love it when girls
Oh all these things you hate, you're telling on yourself
Because if you were straight surely you would love it

I think the fella doth protest too much
Why you always gotta make such a fuss
Have a day off mate take it easy
All feels a little bit sus for me like
I'm so sorry for your missus, dealing with all of whatever this is
We get it, you're a man, we got the hint
So who you really tryna convince?
'Cause I don't know about you, but personally

I love it when girls
I love it when girls
Oh all these things you hate, you're telling on yourself
Because if you were straight surely you would love it when girls
I love it when girls
Oh all these things you hate, you're telling on yourself
Because if you were straight surely you would love it