De Bom Bom

Shriveled dick
It was, I was
I try to stick
'Til you branch off
But as it was, it was, I was
Confused, reused, and all-improved

She said "don't be too hard on yourself"
I said "I'm not hard enough at al-"
-most there, I swear
I swear to God
I swear I'm gone
De bom bom bom

Anyway, what else to say
The burger girl lettuce astray

All your friends went, and all your friends were
All your friends went, and all your friends were
All your friends went, and all your friends were
All your friends were
Trying to get me off
Can't get it up

Enough, enough, enough, enough
Enough, enough, enough
I can't get it

So how is your vernacular
Confused, reused, and all-improved

Pathetic phallus
Pathetic phallus
Pathetic phallus
Pathetic phallus
I can't get it

So as it was, it was, it was
Confused, reused, improved
Can't get it up