Breakdance Beach

[Hook]:

I know a place hid away from the streets

From the cops and the heat and the fake-ass beefs

Where the waves and the sand and the spraycans meet

Breakdance Beach?

BREAKDANCE BEACH!

[Aesop Rock]:

Work all morn tryna make ends meet

By the A&P selling H and E

On a very slow day made his way to the sea

Fuck Playland

BREAKDANCE BEACH!

[Rob Sonic]:

Boardwalk ordering a steak and cheese

Gotta wait and see if the maître d'

Put the eggplant Sammy on the same receipt

Leg pants peace?

BREAKDANCE BEACH!

[Aesop Rock]:

Robot arms, caveman teeth

Argyle tracksuit, name-brand sneaks

[Rob Sonic]:

Barfly bolted by the waistband brief

Eight cans deep in the same damn seat

Gucci frock on the space camp geek

Kick it, grape lady

“I can't breathe”

[Aesop Rock]:

Might just start a breakdance fanzine

Great place for a skate ramp

BREAKDANCE BEACH!

[Hook]

I know a place hid away from the streets

From the cops and the heat and the fake-ass beefs

Where the waves and the sand and the spraycans meet

Breakdance Beach?

BREAKDANCE BEACH!

[Rob Sonic]:

Jambox shorts and the tapes and beats

Train-crash screech like a stray banshee

Dr. Zaius: No way man's free

And apes can’t speak on

BREAKDANCE BEACH!

[Aesop Rock]:

Um, yeah, we got a playpen breach

The assailant a well known Ray-Bans thief

Windmill on sand and a James Gang tee

Rain Man: Definitely

BREAKDANCE BEACH!

[Rob Sonic]:

Take Francine cause you’re lame, Stanley

Good morning, USA, do the snake, then freeze

[Aesop Rock]:

Take a breaker out the park, he the Great Bambine

Make him party at the waterfront, Jay Gatsby

No lifeguard, get your fake tan bleached

Then join us for a monumental baked clam feast

[Rob Sonic]:

Nathan’s theme party, dames can’t tease

And stay fancy on

BREAKDANCE BEACH!

[Hook]

I know a place hid away from the streets

From the cops and the heat and the fake-ass beefs

Where the waves and the sand and the spraycans meet

Breakdance Beach?

BREAKDANCE BEACH!