Judge Judy

[Intro]

Yeah

Everybody gotta story, you know?

Fifty-two hundred episodes

Yeah

[Chorus]

Judge Judge Judge Judge

Judge Judge Judge Judge

Judge Judy Judge Judy Judge Judy

(Jud- Jud- Jud- Judge)

[Sample]

Your mother cares what you believe, maybe your sister cares what you believe

Maybe your mother cares how you feel, maybe your sister cares how you feel, feel

The law doesn't give a rat's ass about how you feel

[Verse 1: Hannibal Buress]

Judge Judy, remember me?

I was on an episode in 2003

Yeah, I was the defendant and you doubted me

Cuz they said I didn't pay rent for a thousand weeks (twenty years)

I am a squatter B, I can't live in squalor, see

Plus I got-

All these baby mommas

So, I had to learn the law

And just cut out this one cost for me

Pay rent for three months

Then get the house for free

This is awesome B! (This is awesome B!)

Yeah, yeah

I'm a thug truly

Favorite movie (Huh? What?)

When I think about it

Gotta say I love Rudy

Don't try to push or shove through me

I'm not bouncing y'all

Show some love to me

Put me on Judge Judy

[Chorus: Hannibal Buress & Ron Lamont]

Judge Judy Judge Judy

Judge Judge Judy Judge Judge Judy

Judge Judy Judge Judy

[Verse 2: Hannibal Buress]

Judge Judy, the formula

Is all over TV

A judge with charisma

Gives up the good word

And that's, what they will be

Some of them achieve

They do it

Judge Mathis is one of the people

But he is not Judge Judy

So you all can’t be looked at as equals

They all look up to you, financially

But they cannot get on the floor

Cuz even if they are double digit millionaires

Compared to Judge Judy

They're poor

(Aaaaahhhhhhhhh)

[Chorus x2: Hannibal Buress & Ron Lamont]

Judge Judy Judge Judy

Judge Judge Judy Judge Judge Judy

Judge Judy Judge Judy

(Jud- Jud- Jud- Judge)

Judge Judy

Yeah!