Heidiwood

[Intro: Juju Chang & Heidi Montag]

Please, tell me you didn't get plastic surgery to promote the album

Oh, no, that's all God's timing

[Verse 1: Heidi Montag]

I'm on your TV, you bitches know me

I ain't from London, but I walk it like Naomi

They say I'm crazy, my man, he likes it

And I've been up in TMZ since it was Sidekick

Chanel on my kicks, my clutch is Gucci

I love my Cartier and this shirt is Fiorucci (You can't afford it)

Like hi, I'm Heidi, I'm in the two-seat

I blow a hundred racks and it ain't nothing to me

[Chorus: Heidi Montag]

Welcome to a world where there's only one name

Plastered on the Walk of Fame (Heidi)

Life's a game, I don't play fair

Money, power, bleach-blonde hair

[Post-Chorus: Heidi Montag & Chase Icon]

I'm taking this Porsche out for a ride (Alright)

Do you wanna go to Heidiwood tonight? (Hop in, let's go)

[Verse 2: Chase Icon]

Come on, Heidi, let's go dumb

Got a purse full of Percs and some peppermint gum

Chillin' in the the Hills, yeah, the Beverly ones

Me and her, look at us, you could never be one

2025, 'bout time that I pop out

Since '19, had these bitches on lockdown

Turn the Chase up, we, we can pop out

Tits out, now I'm really 'bout to rock out

In the two-seat going ninety-five

Whipping on a ride, Instagram Live

SoCal girl, this my life

Orange County, I'm a Real Housewife (Look)

Look at my shoes, they're Miu Miu (What?)

Now look at this ass, it's all mine (All mine)

New nose, cut 'em with the jawline

Type A, dressed it in Balmain

[Chorus: Heidi Montag]

Welcome to a world where there's only one name

Plastered on the Walk of Fame (Heidi)

Life's a game, I don't play fair

Money, power, bleach-blonde hair

[Post-Chorus: Heidi Montag & Chase Icon]

I'm taking this Porsche out for a ride (Alright)

Do you wanna go to Heidiwood tonight? (Hop in, let's go)

[Outro: Heidi Montag & Juju Chang]

I'd rather be getting a paycheck for being famous than working at my parents' restaurant

But I would argue that there's virtue in the hard work, I would rather work at the restaurant

But that would be your path