Too Drunk to Drive

It's a different night in the same old spot
It's like we forget that we hate this block
But there's a party
And everyone including you will be there

You hate the taste of beer so you're taking shots
I'm two drinks behind you and I haven't stopped
And you're so pretty
I think I might've said that out loud

I don't wanna spend another minute another second without you, babe
And every time you walk in the room your scent is calling my name
You're making me crazy, could you be the perfect lady just for tonight?
And I won't take you home because you and I know we're too drunk to drive
We're too, too drunk to drive

It's a brand new year and the same old crowd
Guess it's what you get when you stick around
And you're so sick
Of acting like you really wanna be here

You hate the sight of mullets so you close your eyes
But the spinning's just beginning and it's on the rise
And you're nauseous
Think you better call it a night

I don't wanna spend another minute another second without you, babe
And every time you walk in the room your scent is calling my name
You're making me crazy, could you be the perfect lady just for tonight?
And I won't take you home because you and I know we're too drunk to drive
We're too, too drunk to drive

I don't wanna spend another minute another second without you, babe
And every time you walk in the room your scent is calling my name
You're making me crazy, could you be the perfect lady just for tonight?
And I won't take you home because you and I know we're too drunk to drive
We're too, too drunk to drive