I'm Good?

I've been better, I'm in bed
And I'm embedded, man, I have lived better
I've seen better days, man, we all have
2020's nothin' but an unshaved ball-bag
It's not all bad, sorted out my sock drawer
Every single pair of them, folded them up proper
Then I watched some Predator, get 'em to the chopper
Better stay in bed or get arrested by a copper

Put some Netflix on, get a beverage, dog
Be the best you can be
I applied for a rescue dog
But if I get you, dog, you're rescuin' me
Meanwhile I'ma study and get fit
I've never had time for that
But the way I'm comin' out's how I went in
And that is dumb and fat, so let's go

I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good
Thanks for askin', that's mighty thoughtful
I'm good, I'm good, but not great
How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful
I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good
Thanks for askin', that's mighty thoughtful
I'm good, I'm good, but not great
How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful

Missin' the drugs, son? Missin' your dealer?
Missin' a loved one? Listen, I feel ya
We're all missin' someone, I'm missin' my mama
I'm missin' your mum too (I'm just havin' fun, son), ch-yeah
Waitin' on prescriptions of Valium
Waitin' on a shipment of Ambien
Waitin' on "My Corona" from Weird Al
If I'm stuck at home, might as well grow my beard out

Like Abe Lincoln, this so grueling
It's funny I can't get out of this funk
Day drinking, homeschoolin'
"Mummy, I think that my math teacher's drunk"
I'm not, but the situation's so sober
I'm so-so, have my ups and downs like a vocoder
Have the COV-odour
And by the time we're over the Corona have a combover
Was a road-dog, now I'm a homebody
And I've no dog, feel like nobody
So if you know of someone with a rescue
Let me know, 'cause I need a pet just to get through

I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good
Thanks for askin', that's mighty thoughtful
I'm good, I'm good, but not great
How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful
I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good
Thanks for askin', that's mighty thoughtful
I'm good, I'm good, but not great
How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful

I pulled up, all dressed in
A mask and gloves, but it's not a sex thing
Well, I guess it's a bit of a sex thing?
On Pornhub 'Pandemic' is trending
This really isn't normal, feelin' pretty mortal
Thought all my feelings, problems were awful
Now my men in chortal, thinkin' about them
Drownin' in worry, I really need a snorkel (blurp)
I'ma still stay home, though

I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good
Thanks for askin', that's mighty thoughtful
I'm good, I'm good, but not great
How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful
I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good
Thanks for askin', that's mighty thoughtful
I'm good, I'm good, but not great
How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful

I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good
Thanks for askin', that's mighty thoughtful
I'm good, I'm good, but not great
How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful
I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good
Thanks for askin', that's mighty thoughtful
I'm good, I'm good, but not great
How are you? 'Cause I'm kinda awful

I'm good, I'm good, I'm pretty good