Scene for Dummies

[Intro: Da Kurlzz]

What? Yo, this is Da Kurlzz, bitch

We ain't just a gang, motherfucker, but a way of life

Yo, check it, this is my boy, Tha Producer

[Chorus: Deuce with Da Kurlzz (& Da Kurlzz)]

All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?)

Scene kids, ghetto stars, come on, grab your gats (What?)

All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood

Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?)

Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move (Aw damn)

All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood

Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

[Verse 1: Funny Man with Da Kurlzz, Deuce, & Jeffree Star]

Hollywood Undead, get it through your head (Funny Man)

Download this song, put it in your iPod

Fuck that, put it on your homepage

You'll be the coolest kid on fucking MySpace

I'm at the scene club, told Jeffree Star to beat it (What the fuck?)

'Cause I left her a comment and saw that bitch delete it (Fucking asshole)

And that's fucked up 'cause I sent it from my Sidekick

You got beef, meet me on Franklin and Highland

[Chorus: Deuce with Da Kurlzz (& Da Kurlzz)]

All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?)

Scene kids, ghetto stars, come on, grab your gats (What?)

All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood

Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?)

Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move (Aw damn)

All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood

Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

[Verse 2: Charlie Scene with Deuce, & Johnny 3 Tears]

It's Charlie Scene, he ain't ever looking cheesy

It's Charlie Scene, it ain't easy being scene-y

If I was you, I'd hate me too

We could take it to the parking lot like '82 and bring your crew

And I'd hate to be the one to break the news

Whoever chipped Mattie's tooth, I'll shank you too, bitch

That night at '82, the parking lot was stacked

I grabbed my gat and got my hand stamped by Matt

I could barely walk around 'cause the dance floor was so packed

I walked to the back and lit off some black hats

"Bap! Bap! Bap!" Scene kids

Tired of being picked on by mean kids

And I'd hate to be obscene, kid

But have you seen my penis? I have

I know you have 'cause that shit is bomb

My dick's got more friends than Tom

These scene clubs, I run these

I should write the book "How to Be Scene for Dummies"

[Chorus: Deuce with Da Kurlzz (& Da Kurlzz)]

All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?)

Scene kids, ghetto stars, come on, grab your gats (What?)

All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood

Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?)

Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move (Aw damn)

All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood

Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

[Interlude: Deuce, Da Kurlzz, Shady Jeff]

Shit, fucking shit was brutal

Haha

I just broke that fucking bitch off

Let's go from here

[Verse 3: Shady Jeff, with Da Kurlzz, & Da Kurlzz]

Yo, Shady Jeff at the mic

Wanna shout out to my boys in FFTL on tour

Roommate: Chad Crews, no more pills, fool 

Dave and Bridge; Pirate Dog; Ev Sesh, your mom misses you

Wrecking Crew girls; The Frauds; Rosie, where the fuck the treats at?

Apartment 20, Franklin and Highland, Avenue 43, Nela, fool

South Pass, Eagle Rock, North Hollywood

Tio, kid; Compton, fool, Inglewood

818, 213, 310, 323

LA, bitch

[Chorus: Deuce with Da Kurlzz (& Da Kurlzz)]

All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?)

Scene kids, ghetto stars, come on, grab your gats (What?)

All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood

Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?)

Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move (Aw damn)

All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood

Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

[Outro: Shady Jeff]

I cummed in her mouth