#NeverUseTheInternetAgain

[Intro]

This- this is- this is- this is the-

This- this is the jam

[Chorus]

Never use the internet again! (Huh)

Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

Never use the internet again! (Huh)

Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

[Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman]

I used to waste time scrolling through my Facebook wall

20 minutes of my life I could never get back

Couple times a day, before I knew, I’d lost an hour

Productivity’d be far away like Okinawa

Facebook friends are not my real amigos

Checking for comments and shares, jacking off my ego

Anything to get a fucking “like”

One day, I decided I should get a fucking life, get it right

Social networks are not the only infection

GPS be fucking up cats’ sense of direction

Thought your navigation skills had to be fly

You ain’t know left from right when your battery died, bitch

The homies in your posse all be waiting

But you too busy checking Tumblr porno, masturbating

Maybe you should be a better friend

Never use the internet again

[Chorus]

Never use the internet again! (Huh)

Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

Never use the internet again! (Huh)

Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

Never use the internet again! (Huh)

Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

Never use the internet again! (Huh)

Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

[Verse 2: Homeboy Sandman]

Everyday the bullshit worsen

Order a pizza like a fucking person

Match.com like an online pimp

Step to a girl in real life, you fucking wimp

Internet journalism, here’s what you’re gonna find

Everyone who can’t get paid for it does it online

Most of the ones online that’s getting paid suck too

Fuck you!

I swear I’m about to motherfucking lose it

YouTube has ads on all the best music

For all the worst music, YouTube Awards?

Did you forget? You can’t have awards, you’re the fucking internet!

The shit is like a motherfucking drug

That all goes away if I pull the fucking plug

Put your faith in something on which you can depend

Never use the internet again

[Chorus]

Never use the internet again! (Huh)

Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

Never use the internet again! (Huh)

Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

Never use the internet again! (Huh)

Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

Never use the internet again! (Huh)

Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

[Bridge]

Get up and clap your hands, huh

And listen to the MP3

Get up and clap your hands, huh

And listen to the MP3

Get up and clap your hands, huh

And listen to the MP3

[Chorus]

Never use the internet again! (Huh)

Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

Never use the internet again! (Huh)

Never use the internet again! (C'mon)

Never use the internet again!

Never use the internet again!