Wrong Side of the Tracks

I got pretty good teeth

I've got a smile underneath

On a mission to please one and all

'Cause I'm from the wrong side of the tracks

Got a talent or two

For getting out of a stew

When they got me backed up to the wall

'Cause I'm from the wrong side of the tracks

Turn my face to the wall

I don't belong here at all

I'm any port in a squall

It's a matter of fact

I'm wrong side of the tracks

I know what to say

When conversation's in play

I know the words to parlez at the ball

But I'm from the wrong side of the tracks

I read all the books

I got a dose of good looks

In a crisis I know who to call

But I'm from the wrong side of the tracks

Turn my face to the wall

I don't belong here at all

I'm any port in a squall

It's a matter of fact

I'm wrong side of the tracks

I hear what you say

And I'll be gone here today

I booked a berth on a plane in the tail

'Cause I'm from the wrong side of the tracks

And I will send you a card

Or telephone from afar

To let you know when they put me in jail

'Cause I'm from the wrong side of the tracks

Turn my face to the wall

I don't belong here at all

I'm any port in a squall

It's a matter of fact

I'm wrong side of the tracks