Quiet

[Verse 1]

Excuse me, excuse me

Get right out of the way

[Refrain]

Quiet! (Flop-flops)

[Verse 2]

I'm sorry, beg pardon

The fault's entirely yours

[Refrain]

Quiet! (Big chops)

[Verse 3]

Your Highness, your Worship

You silly pompous ass

[Refrain]

Quiet! (Ah-ahs)

[Chorus]

Quiet! You're making such a racket

Quiet! Why must you be so loud?

Quiet! It's costing me a packet

Quiet! Persistent louts and clowns

[Verse 4]

Hello there, how are you?

Pee off!

[Refrain]

Quiet! (Sweet trips)

[Verse 5]

Look, honest? Really?

Lies

[Refrain]

Quiet! (Prune juice)

[Verse 6]

How lovely! How charming!

Horrible

[Refrain]

Quiet! (Wee-wees)

[Chorus]

Quiet! Or else there will be measures

Quiet! Stop this unholy row

Quiet! Shut up, you little treasures

Quiet! When you've been told, and how

[Bridge]

Alright, little chap

Get back on mummy's lap

There may well be chastisements if you do not shut your trap

Just sit quite still

Fold arms, face front

[Saxophone Solo]

[Chorus]

Quiet! You're making such a din-din

Quiet! Why don't you please keep quiet?

Quiet! No one else is listening

Quiet! Utterly sick and tired

Quiet!

[Outro]

Shh, shh, shh, shh...

Shh, shh, shh, shh...