I’m Only Out For One Thang

[Intro: Flavor Flav, Ice Cube]

Hahaha, aye

Hey yo Cube, man

Yo' man what's up?

Hey yo Cube, check this out

Yo, motherfuckers be on the dick and shit, right?

Yo, yo

Check this out, you know what I tell 'em, man?

Kick that shit

[Verse 1: Flavor Flav]

Well two peas in a bucket

Mother motherfuck it

You either Flavor Flavin'

Or you Chuck Chuck Chuckin'

Kiss my ass and suck the D.I.C-

K, stands for kill so don't fuck with me

I fucked that lady in the bed

I missed that pussy and I bust the spread

I tried it again in a thumping wagon

The bottom fell out and her ass started draggin'

Tried it again in a field of grass

I missed that pussy and I bust my ass

Then I fucked this lady in a dream

The baby came out and said "Run-DMC"

[Interlude: Ice Cube, Flavor Flav]

Yeah, and you don't stop

Flavor Flav in the house, and you don't stop

Ice Cubes in the house, and you don't-

Uh, boy! , aye, yo, rock that shit G! rock that shit G!

[Verse 2: Ice Cube]

I knew this girl who looked just like you

Light brown and a fly hair-do

I want to do her, screw her

So I stepped to her onkey

Bitch, had more ass than a donkey

I said you're the type of girl that I can't pass over

Give me one chance and I'll bend your ass over

Just call me the plumber at the end of the night

Cause a nigga like me will lay plenty of pipe

She didn't get offended, it was splendid to me

Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be

I guess I'll just wine her and dine her

And by the end of the night I'll be behind her

Waxing that ass like Raindance

On the bumper get the pussy then I dump her

Took her to the Comfort Inn, tucked her in

Pulled out the third leg pumped it in

She said 'Will you call me?'

Yeah, I'll call you a "bitch" or a "ho" after I ball you

Nawl I'm just playin' but it's still the same

Cause a nigga like Ice Cube is only out for one thang

[Outro: Flavor Flav, Ice Cube]

Yeah, what's poppin g? what you out for G?

Yo, I'm only out for one thing

You out for what, man?

Yo, I'm out for the pussy, the money, and the mic, and I'm straight

What are we ou- wha- wha- we ou-

I pledge allegiance to the uh... to the fuckin', all of that shit

Know what I'm saying?

Five thousand!

Five thousand, G

We out

Yo, we out of here, five thousand, G

Yo, this is for my boy Ice Cube, you know what I'm saying

Yo, check this out