Full metal jacket insults

Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece

You're fat ass looks about like about 150 pounds of chew bubblegum

piles you know that

How tall are you private (Sir 5 foot nine sir) 5 foot nine and I didn’t know they stack shit that high

Hell, I like you you could come over to my house and fuck my sister

Did your parents have any children and live (Sir yes sir) how about they regret that

Were you born a fat slimy piece of shit?

You slimy scumbag get on your face and give me 25